Sometimes when you get stoned inspiration strikes and you swear by the gods that you have a genius idea. The site Highdeas allows users to upload their best high ideas while allowing other users to upvote their favorites. Here are the Top 10 Highdeas of All Time.
1. Midget Village
Buy a forest. Adopt 8 midget babies every year (mixed race). Be the only non-midget around and raise them to think you’re their god.
2. It’s a little man OK
The word OK looks like a sideways person. I’ve said OK my whole life and never noticed him. What’s up little guy?
3. I am a stoner girl
And it’s like we’re a rare breed. If I was a guy, stoner chicks would be the only ones I’d date.
4. Fuck Twilight
Here’s how you end the Twilight saga in one scene. Bella and Edward smoke a blunt together. Edward gets the munchies. No more Bella. The End
5. Living my life
Up votes for stoners who work, go to school, and do what they gotta do all day err’day. and then come home and smoke a fat bowl.
6. White chocolate milk
Tell me I didn’t just blow your mind. I know I just blew your mind.
7. Morgan Freeman GPS
I think it would be awesome if you could get Morgan Freeman’s voice on a GPS. It would be like he’s narrating your travels.
8. Anybody notice?
Anybody notice that the word bed looks like a bed?
9. Bigger capri suns
They really need to make capri sun packs bigger. I’m not fucking 7 anymore. I’m a grown man with bad kottenmouth. All I’m trying to say is that sometimes 6.5 Fl. Oz. just doesn’t cut it.
10. Sex while high
Sex while high, enough said!
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