Some of us walk around and at times wonder how the world might perceive us. If you smoke weed you tend to do this a lot more than others. So here are 5 ways how to not look like a stoner and avoid any negative/unwanted attention when it comes to your wardrobe.
1. Don’t Wear Hemp
This one is about a few decades old at this point and for some reason we still see teenagers and young adults alike breaking this code. We understand the practical uses for hemp but is a hemp bracelet with weed beads practical?
This one started with the hippies and has hung in there.
2. Don’t Wear Beanies
For society beanies are usually a dead giveaway for any type of drug use, especially if it isn’t cold out. Since most people already assume the worst, but don’t want to judge too harshly, they just assume you may smoke weed. The more ridiculous the beanie, the stronger the judgement.
Hat of choice for recovering addicts.
3. Don’t Wear Baggy Cargos
The combination of cargo shorts and a beanie make you a target but cargo shorts alone merely puts you on the radar. Still, try to avoid looking like you are going to use all of those pockets for illicit purposes.
What kind of cargo are you carrying? Is what a dick cop might think to himself.
4. Don’t Wear Tie-Dye or Jamaican Colors
You can’t get any more blatant than this one. Rocking anything tie-dye is a dead giveaway. The Jamaican colors are a bit trickier. Outside of the Olympics and where your ethnic roots lay, these colors paint a different picture of you.
Might as well light up a joint in front of whomever you’re wearing this stuff in front of.
5. Don’t Wear any Clothing out in Public after Smoking
If your favorite cologne is “Cannibi for Men” or “Mary De La Jane for Women” than by all means go for it. But, if you like to stay on the low with your habit, than don’t wear the clothes you’ve just blazed with, in public. That or use febreeze for change.
If you think people want to smell that schwag you’re blazing, you’re wrong.
What are some of the ways you’ve avoided the stoner look? Let us know in the comments below.