Just like Apple’s iWatch, Google Glasses is poised to be the “next big thing”. If you’ve seen the video, you know what to expect. But, expectations differ from reality, so here are 5 ways how Google Glasses will be used by stoners.
1. To Cheat On Tests
What better way to pass a test than to record all the answers, and then send it to yourself through email? Although I do miss the random patterning of A, B, B, A, C, D, D, D answers.
2. To Be That Creepy Guy (Or Girl) That Records Video Of You
I sense a lot of lawsuits and retraining order levels to rise by about 500%.
3. To Record Yourself Getting High, Drunk, or Partying
That way you can relive that night over, and actually remember who the girl (or guy) that gave you their number was, or how you ended up in a random strangers house (What? That’s never happened to you? Yeah me either).
4. To Check Facebook More Non-Stop Than You Already Do
“Google Glasses, update Facebook with ambiguous status…”
5. To Watch Porn More Non-Stop Than You Already Do
This will probably revolutionize the porn industry. You basically have porn on the go wherever there is wifi, or a good 4G connection. So be cautious next time you see someone with their eyes closed looking super happy.
There you have it, 5 ways google glasses will be used by stoners. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some important business to attend to. “Google Glasses, pull up YouPor…”