Picture yourself in a co-ed cipher. There is one hot chick at the party who everyone wants to bang. In cases like this there are many men that are jockeying for position. And, in many cases there is the one guy that is ruining it for everyone else. This guy is known as the cock block and he is a complete dick. He will undermine your attempts at getting this young lady’s attention by being obnoxious.

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Recon

Identify the cockblock early. The cockblock is most likely the guy who is taking it too far with his jokes and is displaying graphic behavior. If you can’t identify the cockblock then you are most likely the cockblock and this isn’t your scene. Don’t panic there is a woman out there for you, she just isn’t present at this party. Play it cool and facilitate for other good guys.

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The Call

The best way to deal with the cockblock is to play passive aggressive. Depending on how big of a dick this guy is, the passive aggressive technique might make you look like a dick to the young lady. Reel it back if you start being too up front with your actions. There is a lot of strategy with this technique so be mindful of what you’re saying and doing.

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The Scramble

At this point everyone is smoking in the cipher and conversing. Try to steer the conversation into something you completely understand so you don’t sound like a jackass and make sure it is relevant to what she likes (music, movies, books, school.) If you don’t connect with her on any other level outside of weed then she is a possible booty call but stick with it.

Avoid addressing any commentary from the cockblock and allow him to remove himself from the game. Keep the young ladies attention with substance. Women who like flash are not the ones you want and if this is the case ignore her.

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The Connection

By now you and the young lady are having a full blown conversation and the cockblock can do nothing but be envious of you. At this point you remove her and yourself from the cipher. Ask her if she would like another drink, or if she would like to go chill somewhere quieter.

Use anything in your arsenal to remove her from the crowd. When you guys are finally alone you can ask her more personal questions and add more substance to your conversation. Before she leaves ask her for her phone number or social media info. Anything to keep in touch and build a repertoire. Or maybe even go big and try for the kiss.

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Now please go out there and do work kiddos.