The new millennium has brought a new awareness to addictive and unhealthy products and now that list includes Oreos. Scientists recently conducted studies where they found that Oreos are as addictive as cocaine. Yes, Oreos. So if you are smoking marijuana please limit the amount of Oreo’s you surround yourself with. Yahoo! News reports:

To test the addictive powers of Oreos, the rats were run through a maze. On one end of the maze, the rats were offered Oreos, on the other, rice cakes. Another test group was given an injection of cocaine or morphine on one side, and a shot of saline on the other. It seems that the rats spent just as much extra time hanging out on the Oreo side of the maze as the other mice did on the cocaine side.

It is only going to be a matter of time before people are actually getting the story wrong and saying that Oreo’s are cocaine and to those people we say “Stop being ignorant douche bags.” Now if science wants to start testing Oreo’s addictiveness on humans, sign me up! Just as long as I can blaze before each test!

What do you guys think? Do you think Oreos are as addictive as cocaine? Sound off in the comments below!


The white filling in the middle is not cocaine guys.