Pokemon was awesome but as you get older you start to notice things differently. Like, do Pokemon get High? Here are 10 original pokemon stoners
1. Gloom #44
First off this Pokemon is listed as a “Weed” type. Secondly, if you coudln’t tell it has the facial expression of being way too high.
Thirdly, the damn thing is so high it is drooling.
2. Parasect #47
This is a “Grass” type Pokemon. If we are going based strictly off of facial expressions his is second to Gloom’s. That blank stare into nothingness is a good tell tale sign.
We suspect he might also be on another kind of trip given that giant “Shroom.”
3. Weepinbell #70
This is one Pokemon that looks like it could easily clear any bong put in front of it or smoke a blunt in one breath. One of its skills is gluttony, we call that the munchies.
Its mouth is always agape because it is too high to do anything about it.
4. Grimer #88
“I don’t do drugs, I am drugs” Salvador Dali. Nothing could be truer for a walking dab containing way too much butane.
Yes, that was a Salvador Dali quote.
5. Muk #89
The evolution of Grimer and filled with even more butane. These guys were cooked up in some trailer alongside some meth most likely.
The outcome of first time dabbers attempts at making their own.
6. Drowzee #96
He is like half dipped in wax and half not. Plus he looks like he was just sitting on the couch all day.
Claims to be psychic, is just really high.
7. Koffing #109
A floating ball that is internally forever clam baking and letting smoke out every once in a while.
Honestly he is just a loner stoner.
8. Weezing #110
The reason why Koffing evolves into this guy is because he just wanted someone to smoke with so bad he gains two heads.
Unfortunately they share the same brain and are now only half as productive as they used to be.
9. Magmar #126
He is easily identifiable as a stoner Pokemon. Looks like a mascot for an 80’s band. This one is only able to smoke blunts and joints.
Never really needs a light.
10. Snorlax #143
Well you don’t get that big doing nothing. This guy s either eating or sleeping when he isn’t smoking.
Makes sense as to why you can always find him sleeping next to fields of grass.